♥️ chris ♥️
☂ new york ☂
♀ she / her ♀
i like puns, halloween, and taylor swift.
next time you’re over at your friends’ house ask them if you can “do the dishes.” they will be incredibly surprised and thankful but will soon wish they never let you near them as you proceed to break them all on your knees while yelling “do is an ambiguous verb”
i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)
Thought I would share this beautiful picture of a store in Stavanger, Norway. When we walked past we were very amused.